iSlap

I was in line at the grocery store. The man behind me was "entertaining" his long-suffering, eyeball-rolling girlfriend with the following:

"Apple should create the iFart. Haha! You press a button and it makes all sorts of farting noises. Wouldn't that be great? Haha!"

He then proceeded to demonstrate the kind of flatulent noises Apple could include. The line at the store moved slowly and I had to stand there listening to him for ten minutes, which made me wish that Apple had a program called iSlap. It could not only make slapping noises but also actually slap annoying people. Haha.

--Curly